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  • Spray & Pray

    Unload 3–5 sprays on the water like you’re tagging your territory.

  • Handle Your Business

    Handle your business—your shame is locked down by an invisible minty forcefield.

  • Flush and Flee

    Send those sins down the drain, knowing all you’re leaving behind is pure, untraceable freshness. (Walk out like you own the place.)